Upepon-dera (a fictitious name) is one of the oldest temples in Kyoto, and a Buddhist priest in charge of the temple is very famous as a depraved priest.

For example, he drinks much and buys high school girls as prostitutes every night, gambles heavily every weekend, holds Christmas party every year, and so on.
So last month, he incurred divine punishment at last.

It happened when he took a street high school girl into KARAOKE-BOX (A rental room for enjoying KARAOKE personally) and was almost to do sexual misconduct.
Two portable microphones on a table jumped up suddenly, and flew to the priest.
The microphones struck at his head hard again and again, and at last adhered at the head.

'hohohohohohohohoh...'
The high school girl disappeared into air smilingly.

Since then, two microphones have been adhered on his head just as hones of buffaloes, but he still violates Buddhist commandments every day, every time.
Everyone is talking about the next divine punishment that the priest will incur.